Blog: Top 10 reasons why Shilpa is not upset with Richard
Bollywood Features April 19th, 2007, April 19, 2007 - 09:19 IST 1.Shilpa knows she’s a pretty woman and she thinks Richard Gere is her prince on a white horse. Interestingly, in Buddhist tradition (are you taking notes, richard?), Gautama Buddha’s white horse is called kantaka. But in Sanskrit, the other meaning of the word kantaka is ‘a thorn’ or in bollywood lingo - ‘kantaa’. As one would say in hindi..Kantaa Lagaa 2.Shilpa feels that since Richard is a foreigner, he should be kissing our cheeks and we should be kissing his a*s. 3.Shilpa thinks that she’s found her real big brother and all he was doing was planting a brotherly kiss 4.Shilpa’s mom has recently watched ‘Pride and Prejudice’, has gotten into the Mrs. Bennet mode, and thinks that Richard Gere might be the Fitzwilliam Darcy that her daughter needs. 5.Shilpa thought that it would be a great idea to jump-start the AIDS awareness campaign by showing the preliminaries 6.Shilpa is thinking that this might be the best way to get to Hollywood and get a kiss from Sanjaya Malakar 7.Shilpa actually said ‘choom ma’ in Sanskrit (In Sanskrit, ma means don’t). Richard didn’t understand it and thought she said ‘chumma’ 8.Shilpa thought Richard was just explaining the story of his yesteryear hit ‘unfaithful’. 9.Shilpa and Richard thought that Indian truckers are uneducated idiots and will think of the act as some candle-lighting ceremony 10.Shilpa thinks that after her big brother success, Richard Gere and Hollywood will be begging and asking her to do all those roles they had reserved for Aishwarya, now that Aishwarya is not available. Indiatime’s blog can be accessed at http://www.indiatime.com/2007/04/17/top-10-reasons-shilpa-is-not-upset-with-richard/If you have an interesting Bollywood blog to share, do email usDisclaimer: The opinions expressed herein or statements made in the above column are solely those of the blogger, and do not necessarily reflect the views of IndiaFM. IndiaFM accepts no legal liability or responsibility for any claims made or opinions expressed herein.
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